BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
STAY AWAY FROM GLASGOW CITY CENTRE TONIGHT
i’ve heard unconfirmed reports of large groups of racist unionists going around glasgow beating up anyone who isn’t white, or anyone who is an independence supporter
the city centre is seriously seriously unsafe right now, if you live in glasgow please stay indoors and if you really must go out then please hide any yes badges/flags/stickers etc! please stay safe!!
do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute
Especially the last point
folks from Dallas don’t even say yes, they say yis
when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend
“Oh, Peralta, I almost forgot. My girls made you a card to thank you for keeping me safe.”
This. Is. Hilarious.
Glasgow just now