My name is Alyx. That's me up above. I'm a 19 year old from Chicago, studying in Texas. People seem to think I'm fairly nice, and at least I think I'm pretty funny. I hope you follow, and that you like my blog as much as I do.

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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abadeers:

STAY AWAY FROM GLASGOW CITY CENTRE TONIGHT

members of the orange order have been in george square since this afternoon, picking fights with independence supporters who have been doing nothing but holding peaceful rallies for the past few days

i’ve heard unconfirmed reports of large groups of racist unionists going around glasgow beating up anyone who isn’t white, or anyone who is an independence supporter

the city centre is seriously seriously unsafe right now, if you live in glasgow please stay indoors and if you really must go out then please hide any yes badges/flags/stickers etc! please stay safe!!

joyousdreamer:

that-of-a-rose:

//whispers
yaoi hands

They’re real

joyousdreamer:

that-of-a-rose:

//whispers

yaoi hands

They’re real

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

folks from Dallas don’t even say yes, they say yis

passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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Oh, Peralta, I almost forgot. My girls made you a card to thank you for keeping me safe.”

hum90:

So precious.

hum90:

So precious.

why-am-i-narrating:

This. Is. Hilarious.

sixftbeneaththemoon:

Glasgow just now